I could have used the brain plug feature at last year’s Habit Writing Retreat. I came cold turkey and knew no one. “Hey, RAB…. Who is this Flannery O’Connor everyone is obsessed with?” Instead, I had to spend the whole weekend hiding the fact that I’m a moron, low-key purchase A Good Man is Hard to Find “for a friend” at The Rabbit Room book store, and listen to 9 hours of Flannery O’Connor audiobooks on my drive home. 😂
"Don’t actually want to read the book you just bought so much as let it aestethically adorn your shelves? RAB’s got you covered. Just pop the attached dongle into your brainplug and RAB will upload the contents directly into your memory. You don’t even have to turn a page!
Whether this is serious, joking or a bit of both I find it disturbing. I love Rabbit Room because it is (or was) the opposite of robots. This post makes me sad.
“A Liturgy for When Your Belt Loop Catches a Door Handle and You Are Already at Rock Bottom“
I am deceased.
I too have perished in a joyous cacophony of laughter. I wonder if there are belt loops and doorknobs in heaven, if only to inspire words like these.
I could have used the brain plug feature at last year’s Habit Writing Retreat. I came cold turkey and knew no one. “Hey, RAB…. Who is this Flannery O’Connor everyone is obsessed with?” Instead, I had to spend the whole weekend hiding the fact that I’m a moron, low-key purchase A Good Man is Hard to Find “for a friend” at The Rabbit Room book store, and listen to 9 hours of Flannery O’Connor audiobooks on my drive home. 😂
I'm a bit embarassed to admit that I forgot what day it was and totally got tricked by the title! Well played.
You guys are the absolute best. 🤣
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"Don’t actually want to read the book you just bought so much as let it aestethically adorn your shelves? RAB’s got you covered. Just pop the attached dongle into your brainplug and RAB will upload the contents directly into your memory. You don’t even have to turn a page!
Thanks, RAB!
(*brainplug sold separately)
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A+ work! I’m still laughing at the Belt Loop liturgy.
That was EXACTLY how I needed to start my day! So perfect. I laughed so hard and in a most undignified manner.
This is amazing…I kind of want a whole book of these prayers…
WHERE WAS THIS LITURGY FOR TODDLERS WHEN MY CHILDREN WERE LITTLE?! Thanks, RAB.
Oh my word, I am dying. Especially at that last liturgy. 🤣🤣🤣 well played, rabbit room. Well played!
Whether this is serious, joking or a bit of both I find it disturbing. I love Rabbit Room because it is (or was) the opposite of robots. This post makes me sad.
"The opposite of robots" is a pretty good thing to be known for :)
This was an April Fool's day post meant to cause only hilarity.
I know I must seem obtuse or boring or something but I can't tell you what a relief that is. (I didn't notice the date it was published.)
Read this aloud to my husband. Perfection. Even the link to sign up!
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you! And let there be more!
This is golden and gave me a much-needed chuckle this morning.
Where is the "guffaw emoji" for those RAB-GPT liturgies?! Love it!
THIS. 😂😂😂😂