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Heather Cadenhead's avatar

“A Liturgy for When Your Belt Loop Catches a Door Handle and You Are Already at Rock Bottom“

I am deceased.

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Kevin Powell's avatar

I too have perished in a joyous cacophony of laughter. I wonder if there are belt loops and doorknobs in heaven, if only to inspire words like these.

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Crystal Hawkins's avatar

I could have used the brain plug feature at last year’s Habit Writing Retreat. I came cold turkey and knew no one. “Hey, RAB…. Who is this Flannery O’Connor everyone is obsessed with?” Instead, I had to spend the whole weekend hiding the fact that I’m a moron, low-key purchase A Good Man is Hard to Find “for a friend” at The Rabbit Room book store, and listen to 9 hours of Flannery O’Connor audiobooks on my drive home. 😂

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Jacob Hintz's avatar

I'm a bit embarassed to admit that I forgot what day it was and totally got tricked by the title! Well played.

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Ray Smith's avatar

You guys are the absolute best. 🤣

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2serve4Christ's avatar

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

"Don’t actually want to read the book you just bought so much as let it aestethically adorn your shelves? RAB’s got you covered. Just pop the attached dongle into your brainplug and RAB will upload the contents directly into your memory. You don’t even have to turn a page!

Thanks, RAB!

(*brainplug sold separately)

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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Nikki's avatar

A+ work! I’m still laughing at the Belt Loop liturgy.

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Théa Rosenburg's avatar

That was EXACTLY how I needed to start my day! So perfect. I laughed so hard and in a most undignified manner.

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Rachel's avatar

This is amazing…I kind of want a whole book of these prayers…

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Rachel S. Donahue's avatar

WHERE WAS THIS LITURGY FOR TODDLERS WHEN MY CHILDREN WERE LITTLE?! Thanks, RAB.

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Lauren Lanker's avatar

Oh my word, I am dying. Especially at that last liturgy. 🤣🤣🤣 well played, rabbit room. Well played!

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Heather Johnson's avatar

Whether this is serious, joking or a bit of both I find it disturbing. I love Rabbit Room because it is (or was) the opposite of robots. This post makes me sad.

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The Rabbit Room's avatar

"The opposite of robots" is a pretty good thing to be known for :)

This was an April Fool's day post meant to cause only hilarity.

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Heather Johnson's avatar

I know I must seem obtuse or boring or something but I can't tell you what a relief that is. (I didn't notice the date it was published.)

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Anna Dufek's avatar

Read this aloud to my husband. Perfection. Even the link to sign up!

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Anna Brotherson's avatar

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you! And let there be more!

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Karoline Ernst's avatar

This is golden and gave me a much-needed chuckle this morning.

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Myndi Lawrence's avatar

Where is the "guffaw emoji" for those RAB-GPT liturgies?! Love it!

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Lucy Knowles's avatar

THIS. 😂😂😂😂

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